Monday, January 30, 2012

Standing Ground

I've been studying the signs

I know what "siege" means.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Out of the Phone Booth

I killed this stick snake.

I'm a superhero.

I just pretend to be scared of sheep
so I don't blow my cover.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Today I Met the SEA

 and it tried to eat my toes.
But it also was fun to chase.

Plus it had some of the strangest tasting sticks
I've ever destroyed.

I've heard there are creatures in it...

I'll be back for those later.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Comfort Zone

It's true.

The most comfortable spot
is always the one
that makes our humans
most uncomfortable.

We know
you won't move us.
We're too cute.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Greener Grass, Smellier Smells

Mommy and Daddy
won't let me play in this field.

Something about sheep.

Sheep are pretty much
the gangs of the country.
Always watching,
always chewing,
always pooping...

Those guys freak me out.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Someday I'll Take Flight

I may not be a basset hound,
but I'm trying.

I run down hills
as fast as I can;
I keep my ears spread
in hopes of a strong wind.

I'll soar...

And those birds will never see me coming.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

I'm a Supermodel

 My mommy likes to have photoshoots of me, since I'm so beautiful and all...


Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Lumps and Bumps and Skin Tags

So I am a little bit older than I act.

So my mask is turning white.
(I'll get my mommy to put some of my baby pictures on here.  Y'all will DIE. I was ADORABLE.)

So I have some lumps and bumps-
 none are scary.

So I have a skin tag.
Not a big deal;
I've had one before.

Well last night Daddy saw
that my skin tag was swollen and red.

So today I had to go see the doctor.

It just needs some ointment.

So quit the long hugs and sappy words, Mommy.

But if you want to keep rubbing me, 
that's okay.

'Cause sometimes I get a little sore at the end of the day.

Monday, January 9, 2012


What, so I use a mud mask...

you think I just roll out of bed this gorgeous?

Oh, hang on-

I do.