Friday, March 30, 2012

Dogs Allowed

I love pubs. 
A lot of them let me in.
Strangely, they let Brother in, too.
I guess they're not that discerning.

I tried to sit on the booth like a good girl does.
I know how to sit properly in my seat at the table.
Instead, Mommy and Daddy made me sit on the floor.
Oh, well.
Just means my face is closer to the food!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Leather and Pearls

Last year Mommy tried to make me pose with Sir Dodo Brother in these flowers.


You can't pose with flowers when you're this tough.
I'm gonna get a motorcycle.
At least a sidecar.
I'd look hot in a leather vest.

Sunday, March 25, 2012


I love taking trips.
I get to sniff so many smells,
pee on so many new things,
and show the world how adorable I am.

Oh, and the people watching isn't so bad, either.

Friday, March 23, 2012

I Just Wanted the Crumbs!

 Mommy's note: I was making room in our freezer for the new groceries and I put the remaining fish fillet in a ziploc to condense the space.  No sooner had I set the box down but Sloan picked it up- with her face.

She did this once as a puppy with a tissue box and proceeded to run into everything like a drunk Tyrannosaurus (she had a big head as a puppy), making us laugh hysterically.
Now, 8 years later, she has higher standards for the box she puts her head into and didn't walk around, but we still got a laugh! 

uhhhh... guys?
%&#*$*# they're all laughing at me and nobody's helping me...
Well, guys, I hear payback and I have something in common!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Lazy Afternoon

My Daddy and I are just havin' a nap in the park.

Come back tomorrow for snark.
Today's about sunshine and snuggles.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

What's That Touching My Leg?!?!

there are no sharks in rivers-there are no sharks in rivers
there are no sharks in rivers-there are no sharks in-


Can that Nessie thing swim down here?!?!

Sunday, March 18, 2012

St. Patrick's Whatever.

I've tried to tell Mommy I don't play dress-up.
Coats are fine when I'm cold.
But none of this goofy crap.

I'll show her I'm not wearing that stupid hat...

Friday, March 16, 2012

Family Pictures

I've been posing for Mommy's incessant camera for 8 1/2 years now.
When will she just LET ME BE?!?!

In other news:
 No, his tongue isn't abnormally long- 
his head is just abnormally small.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Lean on You?

Some dogs act like footstools for their humans.
Yeah, right.

Not in this house.
In this house, the humans act like backrests (and pillows) for the dogs.  Oh, who am I kidding...

Everyone in the house is furniture to me.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Ready For Business

 Winter office.

Mommy note: Sloan is in front of our Aga, a cooker unit that is also the living room's constant heat source.

Summer office.

Hours: 10:30AM -9ishPM daily.
Two hour walk break around 3.

Consultations available on
dog modeling,
toy destruction with a specialty in tennis balls,
pooping in the most awkward places possible for pick-up,
(Mommy note: this is true, she specializes in aiming for the middle of bramble bushes)
cat policing,
and barking at watching for evil passers by.

Other topics evaluated on request.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Sleeping With Beauty

Mommy was all giggly, talking about "cute"-
but she wasn't looking at me, 
so clearly she was confused.
She came in the bedroom with her camera,
but she was missing a subject-
because she COULDN'T have been talking about bumps-on-a-bed Daddy and Brother.  
So I jumped in to help. 
Obviously, I was needed.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Everything the Light Touches

I need a boost!

What good's a castle for a princess who's too short to see over the edges?!?

Friday, March 2, 2012


i wasz trine to doo mi poost aaal by misef 

but mommy caught me.

She says the interwebz aren't safe 
for a pretty little girl like me
to be on all alone. 

I think she's just ashamed of my spelling.