Pffffffffffffffffffft.

Yep.

Got any better ideas?

Don't Get Me Wrong.

I love my brother.

But seriously.

Sometimes I wonder if he's a few biscuits short of a full box.

MY DADDY IS HOME!

My Mommy and Daddy

go away sometimes

without Brother and me.

It's not fair.

But I have a hard time remembering I'm mad

when they come home

and I get to see my daddy!! 

Now Close Your Eyes

Picture myself in a 

warm, sunny park.

There are other dogs

and tennis balls flying through the air.

What's that?

Oh, a nice,

fresh, steaming

mud puddle...

This isn't working.

I'm still cold.

Hey.

Just layin' here.

Thinkin' about dog stuffs.  

Guarding the House

 Mommy says that this little concrete thing

dog statue is our "guard dog" Gus.

I try to let her know I am perfectly capable

of keeping the bad guys away.

Bad guy cyclists,

bad guy postmen,

bad guy deliverymen,

bad guy ramblers,

I've got them all under watch.

Why does she think I bark?

Well, They Won't Let Me Drive Yet

so how else am I supposed to keep my eyes on the road

from all the way back here??

How Much is that Doggy in the Window?

Haha, just kidding.

I'm not for sale,

I just like to look at my reflection.

I mean, unless you've got 

unlimited tennis balls,

and a thrower machine,

and some cookies.

Oh, and cheese.

I like cheese.

For all that,

I might be for sale.

Hide and Seek

Can I still win hide and seek

if I'm the only one playing?

Hey Humans.

Can one of you do something about this?

It's getting ridiculous.

I can't find my ball.

SNOW!

I think I like snow.

I can track things

without Mommy making fun of me for not being a good smeller,

I can practice all my digging and burying skills

without getting my nails dirty, 

and it's really fun to throw in the air.

But...
to quote one of Brother's favorite movies:


my tail is froze,
my nose is froze,
my ears are froze,
and my toes are froze.


I need a blanket.

Princess and the Pea

My Daddy was using

the scary rumbly monster

(Mommy edit: the vacuum)

and he piled up all the beds

on the Big Bed.

FINALLY.

Just how I like it.

Sunbasking

I have to maximize my sun absorption.

Hey- does this picture 

make me look fat?!

My Buddy

My little brother and I are best friends.

Mostly because the only alternative I have is that cat Mia.

But really, I love my brother.

Plus he's SUPER WARM.