Play Hard, Sleep Hard

Sunbasking is high on my list of favorite activities.

Definitely on the first paw.

If One is Good, Then Two Are Better

Finally.

After trying to get my point across all these years,

Mommy and Daddy are layering my beds.

If mattresses get pillow-tops,

why not put a bed-top on my chair?

Plus, it sure is easier to hog two spots when they're stacked on each other.  

Not that I would EVER do something like that...

Sous-Chef

I'm Daddy's helper in the kitchen.

Usually I just get to clean up the floors, 

but occasionally I get to smell the counters.

(Mommy edit: Only when it's cute, and only for a quick picture!!)

Now just to figure out how to be the taste-tester...

New Blood

The gangs are recruiting.

They've got all these new members...

and they seem all small and chase-able, 

but then they grow up.

I'm on to you, 

sheep.

Please leave me alone?!

Sleeping On Duty

Mommy, here.

I was pulling in our driveway, a process that involves waiting for our slow electric gate to open and then reversing into my spot.  Not a quick activity.

Normally, Sloan is up and wagging her tail, or, if she's feeling extra annoying, barking.

(I by no means am implying that tail-wagging is annoying- I love it, in fact.)

Well, as I pulled in the driveway, Sloan was asleep, sunbasking.

She didn't even budge.

She's falling down on the job a little, I'd say!

English Jungle Dog

If I lie still, maybe Mommy and Daddy won't see me...

and I can stay at the park ALL DAY!

What You've Been Waiting For (Whether You Knew It or Not)

 Yeah.  You can die happy now.

I was the cutest thing EVER.  

Well, I still am, but that's because I don't have to compete with baby me.

a·dor·a·ble/əˈdôrəbəl/

Adjective- Inspiring great affection; delightful; charming

Noun- Baby Sloan

uh, of course!

Can't a Girl Get Some Sleep Around Here?

How come you never want to play with me when I'm awake,

but as soon as I'm asleep you're all poking me and picking me up and sticking cameras in my face?

Talkin' about how cute and adorable I am...

pffffffft.

I'm that ALL the time.

Just a little extra when I'm sleeping.

Little Sisters Aren't All They're Cracked Up to Be

I thought this thing Mia had potential to be a new playmate.

But I'm a little scared of her kind of crazy.

What's the Big Deal?

With all the talk about golf, I thought I'd try it.

 So I dropped my ball in this hole...

and?

This is ridiculous.

Daddy, put down that plastic stick and help me rescue my ball.

I've already got a green jacket and I'm the Master at The Greatest Sport EVER:

fetch.

Seeking Employment

Mommy keeps telling me to get a job.

Apparently my food and toys cost moneys?

I've seen other dogs chase these big Non-Dogs, 

and humans call it work.

After some consideration,

I don't think I want to do this.

I'm gonna hold out for responses to my ad.