Introduction. Or, as I like to call it, "Licking Your Face Over the Internet."

A simple description of my life would be as follows: 

I have a mommy and daddy, who, as befitting their positions, do *almost* everything I tell them to do.  

I have a little brother (Max) who is inconveniently bigger than me, but still knows that I am the boss and checks for my approval before every decision.  

I also have a little sister cat-shaped creature (Mia) who lives in our house and doesn't understand that she's supposed to play with me whenever I decide to pounce on her.